teddy lupin freaked out on sorting day because he thought the other would view it as him picking a favorite since his dad and harry had been in gryffindor and his mom had been in hufflepuff but his grandma had been in slytherin so the sorting hat was like “screw this you little ball of unnecessary anxiety you’re in ravenclaw, there be your own man”
There are some stories where the plot is good, the narrative pretty involving … but then the dialogue sucks (no pun intended) atrociously.
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
Bless this post.